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Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house phone.

"Hi," said the voice, "this is Rollie. Come on over, we're having a real wildass party."

"Shit, Ah'd shore love to," said Tad, "but Ah got me a bad case of gonorrhea."

"Bring it along!" answered Rollie. "The way thangs is goin', mah buddies'll drink anythin'!"

All the fraternity brothers left the house for a long weekend except for Grady, who decided to stay behind and get some studying done.

One night Grady heard a noise under his bed.

Fearing it might be a burglar, he leaned over and whispered, "Anybody there?"

"No," said the burglar.

"That's funny," the boy said to himself. "I could have sworn I heard a noise!"

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

On what kind of ships do students study?
Scholarships.

What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?
About 3000 miles !