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"Professor, I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?"
"Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may be the other way around."
Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon?
Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
Did you hear about the Western Kentucky professor who kissed the door goodbye and slammed his wife as he went by?
And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants.
How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.?
With a tire gauge.
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