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What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?
Collecting his thoughts.
"Did you hear? Lament's gettin' a Ph.D."
"What does Ph.D. stand for?"
"in his case, Pin-headed Dope."
Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal?
He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.
How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. But he gets three hours credit.
Jeb and Eudell, University of Michigan athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just outside the city limits they saw a sign: "CLEAN REST ROOMS." By the time they got to Cleveland, they'd cleaned 147 Johns.
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