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Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply mem with big bucks after graduation.
"Well, I've always thought I'd like to be a doctor," said Higginbote. "Specialize in something or other. Like obstetrics, maybe."
"Obstetrics?" scoffed Goldstein. "At the rate science is going, you'd no sooner learn all about it when bingo! somebody'd find a cure for it."
What is the second stupidest thing in the world?
An Arkansas architectural student out in the middle of the ocean trying to build a foundation for a house.
What is the stupidest thing in the world?
An Arkansas contractor trying to build a house on the foundation.
"Where are my shoes?" asked the Iowa State professor as the class ended.
"They're on your feet," said one of the students.
"So they are," said the professor. "It's a good thing you saw them, or I would have gone home without them!"
Professor: I forgot to take my umbrella this morning.
Wife: When did you first miss it, dear?
Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
Arvil was coming out of the Texas University student building when he was stopped by two coeds.
"Would you like to become a Jehovah's Witness?" asked one of the girls.
"No, I really couldn't. I didn't see the accident."
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